brain teasers, pt 5

unbridled patriot or guy whose bags never cross presidential administrations?

art theater manager or maestro salieri reborn, plotting a nemesis' death?

child of chris farley and meat loaf or child of chris farley and michael madsen?

ok, this one's a little different.  it's about the garment, not the person, and there's a ternary (ie, 3-way) choice.

pashmina, sari or toga?

brain teasers, pt 4

sarah silverman's studious niece or lesbian cowboy?

asian businessman or yakuza muscle?

two complete strangers or a collaboration between stevie nicks and korn in the making?

mac fanboy or "revenge of the nerds" starring jon hamm?

brain teasers, pt. 3

phish lover or occupy legal advisor?

on the way to a biker rumble or to get fitted for a poodle skirt?

proud fashion icon or forgetful lunch lady?

mad scientist or the most interesting person in the world's little brother?

brain teasers, pt. 2

undertaker or JABGIAS (just another bald guy in a suit)?

super-successful accountant or future dictator?

west african diaspora or JAHWAB (just another hippie with a bike)?

recent entry into pubescence or harris from freaks and geeks, sufferer of heinsbergen syndrome?

brain teasers

just a few puzzles i haven't figured out.

hipster or german emigre?

burnout or roadie for the only samoan band to ever open for ozomatli?

hot rod junkie or real-life pirate?

duckie dale's nephew or kid who had to throw together an outfit out of his grandpa's closet?