Sunday, December 19, 2010

out of context

a conversation between two teenage girls on the train

1: aren't you scared to do it?
2: no, i'm not scared.
1: well, yeah, you wouldn't be.  what's it like?
2: so, it, like, just gets harder and harder.

at this point, i'm wondering if this is some sort of practical joke and i'm on candid camera.

1: really? how long does it go on?
2: for like, 3 or 4 hours.
1: what are you doing the whole time?

are these girls really having this conversation in public?

2: well, like, everything's just funny.  you laugh a lot.
1: do you get the munchies?
2: no, it's not like that.
1: well, everyone's different, right?
2: i don't get the munchies.

okay, not what i originally thought, but still naughty.

1: so, you were at work?
2: no, we started right after we left.
1: you ate it?
2: no, it's like chewing gum.  it just gets harder and harder until it's done.

so, kids, don't be like these girls.  as chef says, "there's a time and a place for everything.  it's called college."

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