a conversation between two teenage girls on the train
1: aren't you scared to do it?
2: no, i'm not scared.
1: well, yeah, you wouldn't be. what's it like?
2: so, it, like, just gets harder and harder.
at this point, i'm wondering if this is some sort of practical joke and i'm on candid camera.
1: really? how long does it go on?
2: for like, 3 or 4 hours.
1: what are you doing the whole time?
are these girls really having this conversation in public?
2: well, like, everything's just funny. you laugh a lot.
1: do you get the munchies?
2: no, it's not like that.
1: well, everyone's different, right?
2: i don't get the munchies.
okay, not what i originally thought, but still naughty.
1: so, you were at work?
2: no, we started right after we left.
1: you ate it?
2: no, it's like chewing gum. it just gets harder and harder until it's done.
so, kids, don't be like these girls. as chef says, "there's a time and a place for everything. it's called college."