"he know i don't use no dove soap*. when he done, it look like five people done used my soap. he knew i been drinkin. why he gotta use my last clean towel?! he come, use my soap, my water, eat my food. can't even bring his own damn food. he know i been drinkin, he bring a full plate of restaurant food all up in here. don't bring none for me."
"she did something fucked up and cleared all my food stamps."
* -- thanks, steve nash and shaquille o'neal.