Tuesday, March 20, 2012

freddie freeloader's aunt

"he know i don't use no dove soap*.  when he done, it look like five people done used my soap.  he knew i been drinkin.  why he gotta use my last clean towel?!  he come, use my soap, my water, eat my food.  can't even bring his own damn food.  he know i been drinkin, he bring a full plate of restaurant food all up in here.  don't bring none for me."

epilog
"she did something fucked up and cleared all my food stamps."

* -- thanks, steve nash and shaquille o'neal.

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